i was married to a state of mind and i divorced it

3/28/09: so i’ve seen this movie about 38927489127 times (yes, i can count that high) but it still never gets old. i have this new theory that grandpa joe is a gold digger. because, ya know, he can’t walk for 20 years and then all of a sudden charlie shows up with the golden ticket and pops is all O YA I CAN WALK NOW LOLZ LETS GO SEE WONKA. hahahaaa why am i so funny.

march 27th: after we woke up, isa and i made breakfast. actually, isa made breakfast and i just sat at her kitchen table staring in awe because the only thing i can do is make toast (and i don’t even like toast). we also made delicious oatmeal chocolate chip cookies while watching the breakfast club. (sidenote: judd nelson is much sexier than i remember. “You’re right. Its wrong to destroy literature. Its so fun to read. And Mo-Lay really pumps my knads.”) we walked to mcdonalds (again, i really need to stop going there) and did you know that they favor porn background music over r&b? odd, yes.

3/26/09: slept over at isabella’s house! her mom is amazing. being over at her house just reminds me of how white i am. i have absolutely no ~flava! we took so many pictures (most of which highlight my ugliest attributes with my facial expressions). i discovered that isa and i are vicious, fiesty women on the prowl! look out boiz.

march 25th: cailee and i woke up early to take the train to chicago! we also got to share the experience of cashing a check (did you know they make you do fingerprints?! maybe i’m just new to the ~real world). while in chicago, we stopped and ate at mcdonalds (i really need to stop eating there), walked down to state street, shopped around, spent $30 going to and back from american apparel, and i bought the cutest damn dress (which cailee half paid for as an early bday present- ty biffle!). on the way home, we took about 100 pictures on the train and the walk to my house from the station. later, i went to my aunt’s house and got my hair done. i also played guitar hero and got 96% on hotel california ON HARD. today basically just proves how amazing i am at everything in life. okay not really.

march 24th: after work, cailee came over. we talked to donnie who desperately wanted a slurpee, so then we went to 7/11 to get slurpees for ourselves. btw, it was super windy and rainy so we’re idiots. when we finally got there, we ran into my mom! best thing ever. she drove us back and paid for our slurpees. i love my life.

3/23/09: relaxing day. watching fight club never gets old, especially when i’m laying in bed and covered in about 800 blankets. then later i had a good three hour conversation with a good friend about nothing really. my favorite kind of conversations.

22nd of march: cailee and i walked from my house all the way to route 59 (which is an hour walk, mind you) because we thought it was “nice” out but it was just windy and ick and we’re stupid but we’re amazing and hilarious so it’s whatev. we discovered that we’re really racist and should be struck by lightening but that didn’t happen D: we begged mario and katelyn to come and pick us up so we wouldn’t have to drive back but mario is a DOUCHEBAG and katelyn took too long so we just said fuck it and left anyway. i’m not sure how many inside jokes we created on the way home, but i’m sure the total is around 249. btw we saw a man who looked like a lab rat aka an uglier version of robert smith but with curly hair. good day!

3/21/09: diana and her mom took me out on an adventure today. first we went to party central to buy something for some girl scouts thing for some group that we didn’t care about, then we stopped in jo ann fabrics to find simpsons fabric but they only had obama blankets. then i made them stop at starbucks so i could get iced coffee, poor them. diana was dying of starvation, so we drove around trying to find a noodles & company when it was like 400 ft away from us. we had dinner there and on the way back, diana and i played sweet & sour. we saw two people picking their noses instead of driving! ew!

3/20/09: crazy, hilarious night! emily and i went out to eat at chili’s, then to the cultural show at school which kicked major ass. i found out that jeff is deathly afraid of me and chandler has bouncy tummy muscles… then on the way to diana’s, emily and i screamed “all the single ladies” and some lady who sat next to us at the intersection thought we were clinically insane. at diana’s house we posed for pictures in the kitchen and checked out her finally finished basement. we stopped for gas and filled up emily’s tank for the first time. i have documented pictures to prove it! on the way home, we stopped for ice cream.